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Post by chrisfan on Jul 22, 2004 6:15:21 GMT -5
It appears that our first thread is screwed up. So I'm starting it here where we left off ... which was with Kool being stuck with a freeloader because he's going to get stuck in a lie.
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 6:42:38 GMT -5
I think you should have called it MJ's IGNORANT BOARD!!! LOL
POPBITCH UPDATE:
Following Marlon Brando's demise, Elizabeth Taylor has started writing her own obituary. So far it is 10 pages long and not yet finished.
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 6:43:06 GMT -5
Matthew Perry has been on holiday with friends in San Francisco. Observers at the Four Season hotel say he's now chunky with a "nice pair of bitch tits".
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Post by GoinGoinGone2Hell on Jul 22, 2004 7:46:37 GMT -5
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Post by GoinGoinGone2Hell on Jul 22, 2004 7:48:10 GMT -5
Matthew Perry has been on holiday with friends in San Francisco. Observers at the Four Season hotel say he's now chunky with a "nice pair of bitch tits". Well, I guess he figured he should grow some, because Jennifer Capriati obviously can't...
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Post by GoinGoinGone2Hell on Jul 22, 2004 8:03:51 GMT -5
GOOD NEWS FOR RICK AND GEORGE: Two artists long absent from two different Billboard charts make their respective returns this week.
On the Adult Contemporary survey, Rick Springfield is back after a break of almost 20 years. "Beautiful You" (Gomer/Red Ink) debuts at No. 28 and marks the Australian's singer first AC appearance since "Taxi Dancing," a duet with Randy Crawford, peaked at No. 16 in January 1985. The song was from the movie "Hard to Hold," which starred Springfield.
"Beautiful You" is only the fourth Springfield song to chart at AC, not surprising given his reputation as a rocker with hits like "Jessie's Girl" and "I've Done Everything for You." Those early '80s songs didn't fit the AC format of their day.
Springfield did chart AC with his very first American hit, "Speak to the Sky," which went to No. 16 in 1972. Ten years later, Springfield had his second AC entry with "Don't Talk to Strangers," which stopped at No. 30. Springfield's AC chart span expands to 31 years, 10 months and three weeks.
On Billboard's Adult Top 40 chart, George Michael ends an eight-year absence by debuting with "Amazing" (Aegean/Epic) at No. 38. Michael was last on this chart in 1996, when "Fastlove" peaked at No. 14.
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Post by GoinGoinGone2Hell on Jul 22, 2004 8:08:34 GMT -5
Time to take a stroll down memory lane with the Top 10 from 15 years ago:
1 Toy Soldiers, Martika
2 Batdance (From "Batman"), Prince
3 Express Yourself, Madonna
4 So Alive, Love And Rockets 5 On Our Own (From "Ghostbusters II"), Bobby Brown
6 If You Don t Know Me By Now, Simply Red
7 Lay Your Hands On Me, Bon Jovi
8 Once Bitten Twice Shy, Great White 9 I Like It, Dino 10 Right Here Waiting, Richard Marx
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:08:37 GMT -5
Well, I guess he figured he should grow some, because Jennifer Capriati obviously can't... LOL... I kinda like a little man tit every now and then. The QuarterBack type... not the saggy type.
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Post by GoinGoinGone2Hell on Jul 22, 2004 8:14:04 GMT -5
Isn't it strange that two man-whores from the 80's, Rick Springfield and George Michael, should be returning to the charts the very same week? Maybe we're seeing the beginning of a whole man-whore trend...
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:17:37 GMT -5
goin, you didn't know that man-whores were "Really HOT right now". Especially after Chrisfans review of the Rick show and how he let her rub all over him. LOL
and George Michael is more of a Sissy-Man-Fag-Whore! They are a breed of there own.
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:18:12 GMT -5
or should I say "Girlie-Fag-Man-Whore"!!! ;D
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:43:53 GMT -5
BTW... George Michaels album is very nice. Beautiful song writing and as always... brilliant vocals.
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:45:34 GMT -5
Usher is the new J-Lo << You make me wanna bellini
Mariah Carey demands puppies, Cameron Diaz has someone to shave her armpits, J Lo needs a flunky to do up her shoes. Usher showed at P Diddy's party in Bottinos, NYC, last week that he's the newest diva on the block.
Usher walked to the bar for a drink, but refused to talk to the barman. Instead, he waited for his bodyguard, whispered in his ear, and then the bodyguard spoke to the barman, "Usher will have a Bellini."
The barman mixed the drink and went to hand it to the star, but was stopped by the body- guard, who explained that he was the only one allowed to hand Usher his Bellini. This is repeated through the evening.
Usher's bodyguard then takes a packet of peanut M&Ms, asks for 5 wine glasses, separates the chocolates into the glasses by colour, and asks bar staff to take over to the star on a tray.
(FYI: Nick Rhodes also always drinks bellinis - champagne or prosecco with fresh peach juice.)
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:45:58 GMT -5
At the party Usher was wearing a t-shirt with a picture of, er, Usher, on the front.
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Post by Shamon_Lebon on Jul 22, 2004 8:46:31 GMT -5
The Bionic Roy We can rebuild him... Roy Horn has just met Montecore for the first time since the tiger left him clinically dead on stage at the Mirage last October. Roy patted and talked to the tiger at Siegfried & Roy's Secret Garden, and this will be shown in Maria Shriver's documentary on his recovery, airing on the first anniversary of the mauling. Roy's been urging Siegfried to take him to Rome, as Roy thinks kissing the Pope's ring will aid his miraculous recovery. Photos of Roy now: vegasnews.squarespace.com/display/ShowJournalEntry?moduleId=4943&entryId=11219
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