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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 17, 2006 10:26:44 GMT -5
Post of the weekend, right here, from Random Top Ten by our host and uber-moderator, Strat-0! Couldn't have said it better myself! Strat, that just rocks. Treat yourself to a drink by your pond. We'll send the bill to Bowiglou.  |
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Post by strat-0 on Sept 17, 2006 18:49:05 GMT -5
Thanks, Ken - don't mind if I do... In fact, let's have a round for the house, since Bow's picking up the tab anyway.
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Post by Kensterberg on Sept 20, 2006 9:53:22 GMT -5
Avast ye web dogs! This be the finest of all the posts where we be talkin' like pirates. So Pirate Rocky and Frag, go be takin' yer pick of the treasures which Riley the Dog has hidden in the Awards Show link, and have yerself all the grog you can drink while yer there. 1. What do you call Pirate Rocky when he's too clean? Soap scum. 2. What do you call Pirate Rocky when he poses for Playgirl? A Play-matey. 3. How do you keep Pirate Rocky from burglarizing your home? Fill yer grass with beavers. 4. Pirate Rocky walks into a bar with an enormous steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, "What's with the steering wheel, Pirate Rocky?" Pirate Rocky replies, "Arrrrrrrrgh, it's drivin' me nuts." 5. Pirate Rocky gets on a bus. The bus driver asks him, "I see you're a pirate. Where are your buccaneers?" Rocky responds, "Arrrrgh, they be on my buckin' head." 6. Pirate Rocky and Frag were adrift on their boat after a brutal battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Pirate Rocky found a lamp and, hoping a magical genie would appear, began rubbing it furiously. Soon a genie poured out, saying that he could grant only one wish instead of the standard three. Without thinking, Frag said, "I wish ye would turn the whole ocean to rum." In an instant the ocean was turned to the finest rum. Pirate Rocky turned to Frag and said, "Now ye done it. We have to pee in the boat." 7. What's Pirate Rocky's biggest fear? Scurvy. 8. How does Pirate Rocky know what day it is? He looks at his Calindaaaaaarrrrrrrrr. 9. What does Pirate Rocky say when he hears a song he likes? Arrrrrrrrrrrr, that was off the hook. 10. What is Pirate Rocky's favorite way to walk with a date? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghm and arrrrrrrrrrrrghm. Seriously, this was funny as shit Frag. And that picture of Pirate Rocky was killer as well ... as were Rocky and ThoRn's posts yesterday. And for a landlubber, Strat-0 makes for a pretty good salty dog himself. BTW, in honor of yesterday's theme, I had lunch at the pirate's favorite fast food place ... Arrrrrrrby's.  |
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Post by Mary on Sept 20, 2006 9:56:18 GMT -5
I just had a realizatin. Ali G kind of talks like a pirate. A really stupid pirate.
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Post by rockysigman on Sept 20, 2006 9:56:35 GMT -5
Next year I'm going to take Talk Like a Pirate Day off from work so that I can observe it properly.
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Post by Thorngrub on Sept 20, 2006 12:24:32 GMT -5
Bilge ! Begad matey, you mean you off and gotter a proper JARB? Blimey! Now wot kinda a PYREate ye be?! Belay such prattle, or I'll toss ye off tha poop deck meself!
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Post by limitdeditionlayla on Sept 21, 2006 4:19:54 GMT -5
with all due respect to the Sig Man, who makes a peg leg & a hand hook look pretty fucking sexy (not to mention thats one big sword there...) but
Pirate of the Day = Thorn
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Post by Ryosuke on Sept 21, 2006 6:28:23 GMT -5
with all due respect to the Sig Man, who makes a peg leg & a hand hook look pretty fucking sexy (not to mention thats one big sword there...) That was frag's work anyway. |
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Post by Kensterberg on Oct 2, 2006 12:44:12 GMT -5
Ah, October ... the trees are stripped bare of all they wear. What do I care? Any way, here's today POTD, courtesy of our beloved Ms. samples ... mmmmmmm, baby! yeah, i was gonna say, what are you complaining about?  um. well i had to look up an article on this seal thing, so i have no idea what the atmosphere was like at the time, celebrity bandwagons etc. i see what you mean i guess. i'm still going to start hunting babies. baby skin coats! so smooth.. so soft. |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 2, 2006 13:02:59 GMT -5
you're just trying to move the dead baby conversation out of Random Top Ten! are you going to make me a post a Top Ten list of uses for babies? i can't even think of ten.. |
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Post by rockysigman on Oct 2, 2006 13:05:13 GMT -5
I'll help. Ten is nothing.
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Post by Kensterberg on Oct 2, 2006 13:07:27 GMT -5
Hey, I've got nothing against dead baby jokes! Hell, I used to love 'em ... too bad I can't remember any now. Sigman should show up with a few any time now. See? I couldn't even get this posted without Rocky making an appearence and promising dead baby humor. This top ten better be good! I was gonna make the picture of Pirate Mary into the post of the weekend, but I forgot which board it was on. Anyone remember? |
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Post by samplestiltskin on Oct 2, 2006 13:09:36 GMT -5
Talk Like A Pirate Day board... duh..
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Post by phil on Oct 2, 2006 13:12:30 GMT -5
LMAO ... Hum ... I mean ... YARRR YARRR YARRR !!  |
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Post by Kensterberg on Oct 2, 2006 13:15:32 GMT -5
Thanks samps ... for some reason I thought this was on a different board. This was the POTW, and is probably circulating around the internets even as I write this.  Thank you, I win. Belatedly, but still. (Yes, there is a reason for this. I am, in fact, off to a pirate-themed birthday party. Arrrrrr!) Cheers, Pirate MCongrats M, you win a date with Pirate Rocky! To see the second Pirates of the Caribbean movie, of course. Yarr, Yarrrrrrr ... |
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